If it was your birthday wouldn’t you want me to fuck you?

I fucking hate being ignored all the fucking time, I need to find some attention.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

“Saved by veterinarians SuperGatito

This kitten was born with deformed rib cage, which directly affected the position of his heart and triggered a series of breathing problems. In this situation, veterinarians put a splint on his chest and blindfolded him, it was then realized that the dressing resembled a superhero costume, hence the name Supergatito. 

Supergatito more like Iron Cat

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(Source: cuxita, via freexcitizen)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

unless they are Beowulf.

(via danisaurlee)